The First Earth of Worl.

Once, there was nothing in the universe. Just a few lumps of mud flying around through the empty spaces the universe was made of.

One day, there was a micro organism born on one of those mudpiles. This micro organism, decided to create a world – just so he could change it. Otherwise, he wouldn’t be able to say (just like the Beatles did) ‘’I am going to become very famous, and I will change the world forever.’’

This micro organism, hadn’t got any parents at all. The reason for this was mainly because he didn’t have any parents, he was the first after all. Also, he wondered why he could speak English. He hadn’t heard anyone speak it of course. This was very strange, as we all know now.

Nonetheless, he decided to get to work. This micro organism happened to be very special: it had got a wig. Now we all know a wig is fake hair you can put on your head when you’ve shaved it when you had a bad trip (yes, I’m referring to Britney Spears) but it wasn’t back then. Back then, a wig meant Wery Important Gigaorganism. It was a secret poison and if you would drink something of it as a human, you would die immediately because of thinking how great you were.

Only, our dear Orcim –he had named himself after his kind of species, looked up in the enceclopedia he’d found surfing on the mudpile – hadn’t any trouble handling his poison. This was mainly because he did not drink it, but took a bath in it every single morning of his excistance.

So, by the time he’d had enough of this poison, he discovered he didn’t have anything to do with The First Earth of Worl. This was when he decided to commit suicide and jump into thin air and then dissapear by getting fat.